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I seriously had a really hard time choosing between #1 and #2!


Me to Eric: Maybe tomorrow I will take the kids to the s-p-l-a-s-h p-a-d so you can get all your stuff done.

Hendric (4): What did you spell?

Me: If I wanted you to know, I wouldn’t have spelled it. Remember, sometimes it’s for privacy.

Hendric: No. Privacy is just for vaginas, penises, and butts.

I have no words.


Whooooooo’s a hoe…

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This one happened fairly recently and I still laugh out loud when I read it…also, only super cool people will sing this post’s title ^^^


Reading through Peter Rabbit and discussing how Peter was afraid of Mr. McGrigor and the hoe he was chasing him with…

Gibson (2): Bunny afraid of the hoe?

Hendric (5): Yep, he was afraid of the scary hoe.

Gibson: Hoe’s scary. (turning and pointing) Mama’s a hoe! Brother’s a hoe! Gibson’s a hoe!!

Hendric: Hey! Your mama is not a hoe!! The only hoe around this house is you! Because you mix your paint colors.

knit gloves + tile floor= "turkey feet"

knit gloves + tile floor= “turkey feet”